What does a lesbian bring to a second date? A U-Haul—and now, a t-shirt to match. Our “U-Haul Lesbian” tee is a tongue-in-cheek tribute to queer love moving just a little too fast. Soft, breathable, and designed for maximum comfort (just like your emotional intimacy), this shirt is perfect for cuddling on date #2... or apartment hunting on date #3.
Wear it as a warning, a badge of honor, or a conversation starter at your next gay function.
Product Features:
100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for next-level softness
Lightweight, breathable, and built for daily wear
Unisex fit—flattering, comfy, and queer as hell
Printed with bold lettering for maximum lesbian visibility
Ideal for Pride, gifting, or your girlfriend’s drawer
